Luckily for me there are at least two ways of knitting. Also luckily for me, my fabulous Finnish friend Heidi took it upon herself to make sure I could knit 'continental' last year. Its lucky because last night in a momentary lapse of concentration whilst julienning carrots I accidentally julienned my knuckle too. All digits are intact, and I don't need stitches (huzzah!) but the offending index finger is all wrapped in in iodine and a big ol' elastoplast.
So far my supportive friends have have had the following kind things to say about it: klutz, idiot, spazz (also, 'now you have spazzy hands like Seth!'), moron, 'there's no blood in the stir-fry is there?', 'only you, you spazz' and so on and so forth...
*sigh*
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